why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
(Source: sendificator, via littleonebri)
Where There is Love There is Life.
Shayna, 17, actress, artist, mediocre poet, bad speller. Dr Who, HP, Disney, books, funnies, shit I like. Be strong, I love you.
i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
grandpa
(via someone-almost-famous)
Vine needs to be stopped
Spitted my whole water out, fam.
(via someone-almost-famous)
hannibal is so fucking scary i cant
If the first thing you think about at the start of summer vacation isn’t High School Musical 2, you’re wrong.
we did this on the last day of school,
we got detention on the last day of school.
(via waldidneyworl)
Petition to get a Doctor Who episode that features Anne Frank. Because I was thinking that one of the things that should happen if the Doctor existed, is him landing the TARDIS in Anne Frank’s hiding place and get her out of there. Or something similar to Vincent and the Doctor.
Or you can have it as a SPN episode where she is haunting bieber.
(via themagickitten)
i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:
So I get asked quite a lot where you watch watch and download tv shows online for free so I decided to make this masterpost. All the download links are torrents and I have used them plenty of times so they should work fine and be virus free.
Supernatural - Watch - Download
Game Of Thrones - Watch - Download
Being Human UK - Watch - Download
The Walking Dead - Watch - Download
The Big Bang Theory - Watch - Download
How I Met Your Mother - Watch - Download
Criminal Minds - Watch - Download
You are amazing! This is brilliant! :D
(via laytor3st)
how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????
Do Crayola crayons burn longer than RoseArt?
Burning RoseArt crayons is how you summon the Devil from Hell
As opposed to summoning the Devil from Des Moines?
Also worth noting: burning RoseArt crayons is considered a charitable act.
(Source: poyzn, via dogsofbabel)
oh my god i was just talking to my little brother and he was saying how some kids at our other brother’s baseball game were picking on him today and i asked him how he responded and he just looked at me and smiled and said “i pretended to be possessed by a demon until they got scared and left” i’M FUCKING CRYING THIS KID IS 5 YEARS OLD
(via iwontletthisgetme)
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
(Source: jeonjnggk, via themagickitten)
When you encounter the same little detail in fanfic after fanfic and you realize you genuinely can’t remember if that thing is actually canon or if it’s just something fandom made up.
(via themagickitten)
